The Brattons

I just refilled my presciption with CVS over the phone. It went something like this:

(Read the 'Recording' part in the voice of a male robot trying to sound human, and each number I select with an accompanying beep. You may need supplementary electronic equipment to experience the full effect.)

Recording: Please enter the time you would like to pick up your prescription.
          Me: 1:30
Recording: I'm sorry, but we need at least 60 minutes to refill your prescription. The earliest you may pick up your prescription is 1:31. Press one to select this option.
          Me: 1

Dear Recording Robot Man, you are so very a computer-brain. But that's okay. -Sarah